Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Making new friends..................makes me smile.

I've made a lot of new friends since moving to Ecuador.   When one re-locates to a different part of the world, making friends is like discovering a new family you never knew you had.   Among the expats, I've learned to love the freaks as well as the normals.   After all, aren't we all freaks in some way or another?

"Lean on me, when your not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
for  it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on"

Mickie was my first friend in this country.   She has helped me
so much.   She continues with great advice even just this morning.

"'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now, I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis, 
Oh I got friends,
In low places"

Charlitos is a local bar.   Where everybody knows your name.
It's a good place for all kinds of conversation.

"You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I'll come running', running, yeah, yeah,
to see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you have to do is call
And I'll be there, yes I will"

She's not an expat.  But my daughter, Robbin, helped me with the move.
She is always painfully truthful with me.   I'm so glad
the aliens gave her back to me after the teen years.
That makes her new.

"All these places had their moments
with lovers and friends
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all."


I used to carry a picture of a woman I knew named Judy
from back home who died suddenly from a heart attack to
remind me how suddenly life could leave us.  I have a
new Judy to remind me of how joyful life can be.


"Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
Ooh, I get high with a little help from my friends
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
with a little help from my friends"


I only know this guy through facebook.  Greg is planning to 
move back to Ecuador.   I can't wait to meet him.   He's so 
full of good advice.   He grew up here.  He also loves dogs!!

"And when we die and float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call, as we ascend
Thank you for being a friend."

Greg and Rini as well as Venus are so full of love for everybody.
I'm lucky to know them and count them as friends.

"And when, when the night falls on you baby, you're feeling all alone,
You won't be on your own, I'll stand by you. I'll stand by you
I'll stand by you, won't let nobody hurt you. I'll stand by you
Take me in into your darkest hour and I'll never desert you
I'll stand by you."

Steve is American.   Alex is Ecuadorian.   They are so much in love.
And I love them both.

"My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographical
Yet you're my favorite work of art."

Even Amber made a friend.   But someone needs to give him a sandwich.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Cuenca...............makes me smile.


Before I became interested in Ecuador, I had never heard of Cuenca.  Imagine a half million people living in a gorgeous European style city in South America.  It seems like it would be something everyone should know about.   However, it is a big world out there and the world is full of beautiful places so it is hard to know all of them.

Hotel lobby on Calle Larga.  I think I'd like to stay there someday.

Cuenca is the third largest city in Ecuador situated at 2500 meters above sea level. That's around 8000 feet to Americans and 1.55342798 miles if you want to compare to the mile high city of Denver. A look in any history book and you will see that it was established on April 12, 1557, by the Spanish explorer Gil Ramirez Davalos. Andrés Hurtado de Mendoza, who was Viceroy of Peru at the time, commissioned the founding and ordered it named after his home town of Cuenca, Spain.

Ninety-seven steps.  Yes, I counted them.

I do not believe that explanation goes far enough back as it is hard to establish a city that already existed.  According to archeological discoveries, the origins of the first inhabitants were nomadic tribes that go back to 8060 BC in the Cave of Chopsi which is located in the area and where writings were found on the walls.  They hunted with arrows and spears which have been found throughout much of the Andean valley.  Their presence was more stabilized by 5585 B.C. after which they started taking advantage of the mild climate and cultivating potatoes (spelled by an e....smiling), melloco (a root vegetable with edible leaves), chocho (a type of bean but do not dare look this word up in the urban dictionary), squash (you know you love it!) and quinoa (which is an amino acid-rich protein and can be a very important addition to a vegetarian diet).  They started domesticating cuy (guinea pigs), and camelids, such as alpacas and llamas.    It is interesting to know that agriculture started about the same time in Ancient Egypt.  Farming did not reach central and northern Europe for another half century primarily due to climate change.  They had their own global warming in those days.

Statue at an archeological site within Cuenca.  

Around 2000 B.C., the early inhabitants became much more highly organized and started delegating responsibilities both administratively and religiously.   They managed water and disease.  There was a succession of indigenous called Chaullambamba, Huancarcucho, Jubones, Pirincay, Monjas, Putushio, and Huayco.   Cuenca actually began as a settlement of commerce called Guapondeleg around 500 AD by the Canaris who were eventually defeated and absorbed into the Incan tribes in the 15th century, less than a half century before the arrival of the Spanish.  The Canaris had made great strides in astronomy and agriculture and the Incans retained these achievements but replaced their architecture with their own.   Eventually being renamed Tomebamba, the city may have been a candidate for the mythical city of gold the Spanish called El Dorado but it lay in ruins and was sparsely populated by the time they arrived there in the mid 16th century.

  Be still my heart!!  Tex-mex alive and well in Cuenca!!

Knowing that there were many indigenous groups who obviously battled for power throughout the centuries is important in the greater context of world dominance.   We know the Spanish came to the Americas and pushed the indigenous people out of their homes and decimated the population.   The battles have always been there.   Weapons just got much bigger and transportation got better.

 At a western style mall with another expat.   Younger, thinner, cuter...retired.  Did I mention smarter?

When you are dreaming of a trip to Italy with an emphasis on Florence but the funds just won't permit, may I suggest Cuenca instead?   I've been to both and they are both beautiful.   Both cities have a lot of history and beautiful cathedrals as well as the fabled cobble stone streets favored many centuries ago.  Indeed, a few weeks ago I was walking down a street in "old town" and I couldn't help but remember the narrow streets, the wrought iron balconies with brightly colored flower boxes, and street vendors in another place.

No, not in Florence.   Cuenca.  Yes, Cuenca.

There are four rivers in Cuenca.   One interesting point is that Cuenca means a basin made by confluence  of rivers which further means that Cuenca, Spain, must have had a similar geographical location.   It is surrounded by mountains and the rivers are called Tomebamba, Yanuncay, Tarqui and Machangara, which are part of the Amazon River watershed.   The average daily temperature is 58 degrees Fahrenheit and the nights are cool enough for a jacket or sweater.   My advice is don't bring one.   It will give you an excuse to buy one of the gorgeous Alpaca ponchos they have at the markets.   The last time I was there, I paid $18 for one in lavendar.  

White water raging through the middle of Cuenca in the guise of the Tomebamba.

Cuenca is located 4 hours north of Vilcabamba if you go by the van system from Hostel Izhcayluma which is only $15 on a one way basis and is limited to 5 passengers.   If taking a bus, it is generally around 7 to 8 hours at a final cost of around $9.   If you are walking, you will never get there.   The buses and deathmobiles will get you before you ever make it.


Misspellings can be funny....



Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Successfully becoming an ex-pat...................makes me smile

Being in a new country, especially one with a different language and slower culture, requires a lot of patience.  It helps to not take yourself too seriously in most instances and to remember that you are a guest in someone else's country.  Local customs may seem in the very least old-fashioned or stodgy and at the most, possibly cruel and completely unnecessary.  It is most important to remember not to judge people on what we don't understand.   All countries are at different stages in their history and they don't always line up with your own place of origin.  It is my own opinion that it is best to be kinder than we need to be.  

Working her craft in Otavalo.

I don't have a lot of experience at being an ex-pat so this might be a bit premature.   I may be writing another one in a year or two.  First I want to point out that expat does not mean ex-patriot.   It means expatriate and the definition is a person temporarily or permanently residing in a country or culture other than that of the person's upbringing.  It comes from the Greek "Exo" (outside) and Patrida (Fatherland, Country)  With this in mind, it does not mean someone dislikes their country of origin.   But don't be surprised if some do.   There are two kinds of ex-pats.   One kind is running away.   The other is running towards.   The latter tends to be much more fun.

He was very proud of his beautiful horse.

Altogether now and repeat this statement.   Do not let the words "THEY DON'T DO IT THAT WAY BACK HOME" spill out of your lips.  Bite your lip, your cheek, your tongue or put a raw chicken bone in your mouth to avoid it.   You aren't back home.   You aren't in Kansas anymore.   Or, in my case, you aren't in Texas anymore.   No one cares.   Don't do it.

Incan ruins in Cuenca

One thing I never thought of until recently was to check if your life insurance policy will pay if something happens in your adopted country or any country in which you may travel.   Many policies may provide limited or no coverage at all outside of your country of origin.   You may be in a deathmobile  in Ecuador, a ski lift in Switzerland, or trip off a pier in Aruba.   It is important to know.

There is an abundance of bakeries around here.

Many expats, upon moving to a new country will immediately seek out expatriate forums and try to find the nearest expat "hangout".   It is perfectly understandable to attempt to reach like minded individuals.  The problem is if you limit your social network to the expat community, you will also limit the quality of your experience of living overseas.   It can be intimidating in a country in which your know very little of the language but there is a solution.   Learn the language.   Don't try to replicate your life in your home country.  Try new foods.   Expatriating can be a very rich experience if you have an open mind.

Do you think they meant "Leggo"?

In a decision to move overseas, do your research from the type of weather to expect, the (reasonable) cost of living, whether you can buy or rent a home and public transportation.   Do not go by what a magazine says.   It is usually best to do independent study in several different sources.  Be especially honest with yourself about how you want to live in your new country.   But most of all, have a back up contingency plan if it doesn't work.  

 Visitors!!


If you have to have a certain brand of cosmetics or toothpaste, a certain size and style of jeans, it is better to think twice.  If you think all sidewalks or streets should be hole free and that you are not responsible for yourself if you fall in a hole or trip on the sidewalk, this is definitely not the place you need to be.   If you need a lot of outside stimuli and constant entertainment, it may be best to stay where you are most comfortable.   Some processed foods are available but you will have to pay for them since most of them are imported.  

Yummy street food!!

Central and South America are areas that are considered developing countries and with good reason.   It is not the United States or any other place in the developed world.   If you believe you can adopt a live and let live attitude and enjoy the local culture, including language, it could be the best adventure of your life.

 Biggest rooster I ever did see!!!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Things about Ecuador that make you go "hmmmmm" - Una Parte.......make me smile.

Hog Roastings
On Saturdays in small villages as you drive through the Andes, it is quite common to see multiple Hogs hanging by the snout and head or to see one on a spit being turned and cooked.  The roasts are called hornado.  The word for pig or hog is chancho.   It is also a derogatory word and if it is aimed at you, best to be laying off the hornado.    There is apparently no health department in Ecuador that finds a food source next to the highway that is for sale to the public to be a problem.   I haven't heard of massive illnesses or deaths attributed to this practice either.   If I ever get the courage to try this, I'll probably have a side of diesel fumes and dust with my chancho.  


Cuy
Cuy is a delicacy in Ecuador.   It is a large guinea pig and is for special occasions.  My kids had pet guinea pigs growing up and, while it wasn't my favorite of the myriad caged animals they had, I really don't think I could bring myself to eat one without thinking of that little soft furry ball with the wiggly nose.  I have heard it is much like duck which I have tried.   Duck was not a good experience for me as it is a little sweet and greasy.   I'm not sure there are enough margaritas in this country to make me try something that is normally served head and all after being barbecued on a spit or deep fried.   Minus the cute wiggly little nose.



Baby Slinging
This is one of the sweetest practices.   I've seen it in small villages and in larger cities.   Mostly done by the indigenous, special blankets are carried over the mothers back with the baby in a sling.   Babies always seem to be quite happy in these positions and, with a simple change in the fold of the blanket, the baby can lie down in a cozy little nap or sit upright to peek over their mother's shoulder.  It really seems to be quite fun for them.


Sidewalk tripping.
On several occasions, I have come close to being "sidewalk kill" (as opposed to roadkill).  There are so many amazing things to stare at above street levels sometimes you forget to look down.   And looking down is very necessary with pieces of rebar sticking out, uneven cobblestone streets, inexplicable holes in the streets or sidewalks and just plain wear and tear.

 
Doctor's house calls.
My actual experience was a "hotel call".   A few weeks ago, on a visit to Cuenca, I became very ill on the second day there.   After four hours of what I think Montezuma's revenge may feel like, I peered out of my room to talk to the hotel clerk.   I told him of my illness and asked if he had a heating pad.   He was alarmed and said he had none of what I was requesting but he could call a doctor.   I was askance.  A doctor would come to me?   Is that even legal?  Nevertheless, a doctor showed up about 25 minutes later with a shot for nausea and the dear hotel clerk interpreted for the two of us.   Cost?  $30.   Medication came about an hour later for $20.   I was amazed and grateful.   I wasn't exactly up for photography during his visit so I'm including a picture of what I think of when I think of a caring physician.   At least he played one on TV.   And if you don't recognize him, you are definitely not a baby boomer.



Two equators.
This story started in the 1700s when the first geodesic expedition took place.   It was the goal of the French Geodesic Mission to find and mark the equator.   The equator passes through 14 countries but some of the countries were a bit uninviting and definitely a hassle to the French such as Uganda and Somalia.  In South America, they turned to a nice Spanish controlled territory, later to becme Ecuador where a nice colonial city, Quito, was already built nearby.  The King of Spain okayed their venture to find the equator with the caviat that they take along a couple of Spanish scientists to share in the glory.  Through a lot of measuring of the curvature of the earth and walking around and using some kind of voodoo math, they decided on the spot of the equator and called it Mitad del Mundo which means Middle of the World in Spanish.    There are a lot of signs on this spot for photo ops labelled 0'0'0'.   There is a big painted line on the ground to represent the equator complete with compass markings.   The only trouble is it is not actually on the equator.   The French guys were good, especially for their times, but they were actually 250 meters off.  

Located on the actual equator is the International Nan museum.  Besides sitting on the actual equator, the museum has hands on exhibits  regarding indigenous Ecuadorian life.   There are experiments to try such as walking the equator line with your eyes closed which will make you feel like you are falling.   Balancing an egg on a nail is easy since gravity is straight down.   I didn't actually get to do the actual equator because I was unaware of it at the time.   I will be there in September and the museum seems like a really cool, nerdy thing to do.   I'm wondering if straight down gravity affects my weight.  I'm afraid to find out.  My picture of the "fake" but well-visited equator spot is an unabashed brag and opportunity to show people how beautiful my daughter is.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Weapons..................make me smile

Okay, it's not what you think.   I admit I sorely regret not having had my picture taken with my .22 rifle I had to give to my daughter.   I never even shot it.   I only bought it because I outshot her once and that was quite a feat.   But I do remember the first game I ever bowled at 138.   I barely ever broke 100 again.   So it could have been just luck.

The weapons I want to talk about are natural weapons to tame nature that I've learned about just since living in Ecuador.  When my brother used to go away to scout camp, he carried everything under the sun with him.   He would always say he wasn't going to go join nature.   He was going to BEAT nature.   My role model.

Cinnamon.
A few people know I've had a occasional tussles with ants.   Cinnamon is an amazing ant deterrent.   Ever since I discovered this, ants have avoided my home like the plague.   I know it sounds a little crazy but try it some time.   Sprinkle some over an ant trail and watch them scatter.   If you have a sensitivity to killing living creatures, you'll be happy to know this does not kill them.   It simply makes them go away.   There are many more ways to use cinnamon as a weapon.   More than I can name here.  Cinnamon has been valued in traditional Chinese medicine for centuries including benefits of providing relief from colds or flue, especially when mixed in a tea with some fresh ginger.  It is useful for relieving sore throats, coughs, sneezing and mild headaches.

Bay leaves.
I haven't had too many problems with other bugs but it may be because I learned about this little trick early on.   Bay leaves are good to keep roaches and sugar ants at "bay".  I not only put them in my kitchen windows and in the corners of the counters, I put them in the infamous bathroom discreetly in the corners.  One other use is to make tea out of it.   Bay leaves have been used for 1000s of years in many societies to get rid of headaches.   It's simple.   It's clean.   It's natural.   Additionally, I would never make a pot of soup or stew without it.

Spiders.
My friend, Stephanie, is going to love this one.   Most living creatures have natural enemies and the enemy of your enemy is your friend.  There are some spiders that will trap a scorpion in its web, wrap it and feed it to its babies. This is a nonchemical solution and honestly, it only has four more appendages than we do.  Why are we so afraid??  If that is a bit too extreme, you can always mix equal amounts of boric acid and mothball flakes , lightly dust the area you have seen the pest.  Chickens eat scorpions, too, but I don't recommend keeping them in your house.


Dragonflies.
Did you know a grown dragonfly can eat as many as 50 mosquitoes in a day??  Incredible.   Again, the enemy of your enemy is your friend.  They are nature's mosquito repellent and if you don't have any in your area, you may have to settle with the decidedly less beautiful and less fascinating bug zapper for your next outdoor barbecue.


Raw Honey.
Did you know honey is the only food substance that will not spoil?  It is sweet and the perfect compliment for hot tea.   But did you know that if you take one part honey to two parts lukewarm water and add a teaspoon of cinnamon powder and make a paste to massage into itching insect bites very slowly, the pain will recede within a minute or two?   Did you know that in a recent research on arthritis conducted at the Copenhagen University, it was found that when the doctors treated their patients with a mixture of one tablespoon Honey and half teaspoon Cinnamon powder before breakfast, they found that within a week out of the 200 people so treated 73 patients were totally relieved of pain and within a month, mostly all the patients who could not walk or move around because of arthritis started walking without pain?   There are so many health benefits with honey as a weapon and added to cinnamon, it is phenomenal.   Please don't tell the FDA.   


Turmeric.
OMG!!!  Not only is this a terrific seasoning spice, it is just amazing!!  And a natural gift in nature and I could go on and on about it.  It is a natural antiseptic and antibacterial agent and is very useful in disinfecting cuts and burns.   It has been shown to prevent prostate cancer and stop growth of existing prostate cancer when combined with cauliflower.   It has actually been shown to prevent breast cancer from spreading to the lungs in mice.  It possibly prevents melanoma and reduces the risk of childhood leukemia and studies are underway on its affect on pancreatic cancer.   It is a natural liver detoxifier.  It may prevent and slow the progression of Alzheimer's by removing amyloyd plaque buildup in the brain.   It also is an anti-inflammatory for arthritic pain.   There are so many benefits for the use of turmeric.   These are just a few.   It's a fantastic weapon to use for our health.  It tastes good in soups.  Get it.  Use it.  It is even available in pill form in most health food stores.  This is something people need to know about.  As good as it is, it is important to note that it should not be used by people with gallstones or bile obstructions and a doctor should be consulted before a pregnant woman uses it since it can be a uterine stimulant.   Google is mi amigo or I would not know these things.


Dogs.
Dogs can be fantastic weapons for your health.   On a bad or lonely day, you can literally feel the love pouring out of them.   In fact, for nearly 25 years, research has shown that living with pets help lower blood pressure and lessen anxiety.   They boost our immunity.   They can even help you get dates.  I may have to have a talk with Bear and Amber on that last point.  They certainly have helped me make a lot of friends around town!!   Especially with the kids!!

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Random thoughts after living in Ecuador six months ................make me smile

It will be six months on the 29th of July since I moved miles away from Texas.   I have reflected a great deal on my time here.   Much more good has happened than bad and the overall experience has been positive.   I want to share the progress on this post.

     1)  Never pick the prettiest fruits or vegetables just on the basis of its looks.  There is a reason it is that pretty and it seldom has anything to do with the taste.

     2)  When trying to decide on riding the bus for an hour and a half to the town 25 miles over or taking a taxi which only takes 30-45 minutes, check the tire tread on the taxi, if there is any.   If that passes muster, smell the taxi driver's breath.   If that is a go, memorize the phrase "Más lento que un hijo de puta.  Que nos van a matar."  There is a strong likelihood you will need it.

     3)  Google translate is your friend.


     4)  You can find beauty in the most amazing places.   I have a vase of cattails in my kitchen right now.   They were weeds.    All they needed were the right love and attention and they became gorgeous and brightened up the room.  It didn't matter what their origins.   People are a little like that.  That applies to number 1 as well.


     5)  If you have a bathroom that is exposed partially to the elements, always lift the toilet seat and check.   Under the rim, too.  You never know.


     6)  Repeat after me.   Bees are essential.   Bees are essential.   Bees are essential.   Bees are essential.


     7)  If someone is giving you unsolicited advice rather forcefully about your religion, diet or politics, using a "you" language rather than the preferred "I" language, step back and think for a minute.   People who do this most likely  were, at one time, very well acquainted with bullying in some degree or another.  Either they were bullied as a child or they were the bullyer.  Recognize it for what it is and move on.  I haven't quite mastered this one but I am working on it.

     8)  A great knife is better than Taco Bell.


     9)  Make every effort to learn the native language.


   10)  A sense of humor never hurts.

   11)  Retaining child-like wonder is not the same thing as being childish.

   12)  You will lose weight if you move your body more.   You can still eat cake from time to time but move.


   13)  Be kinder than you need to be.   If someone is being rude to you, in English, Spanish or any other language, don't forget that they are as human as you are and they may be having the worst possible day any one could have.   


   14)  If you want to write a blog, fine.   But if you do, and your kitchen is in another building from your workspace and you put a pot of rice on the burner, make sure you set a reminder in the room in which you are working.   Otherwise, do not expect your nice amber colored glass Vision Corningware pots to look like new again.  Ever.


Now I need to go start that pot of rice over again.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Characters..................make me smile

Characters.   They are like chocolate ripple in a world of vanilla.   How boring it would be without the occasional freak, weirdo, crazy to enliven your life.   Obviously there will be no pictures in this blog.   Well, maybe one.   But it is someone I know and I'm pretty sure she won't mind being called a weirdo.

Several months ago I discovered the Hipermart in Loja.   It is a huge grocery on the ground floor with the second floor selling a lot of rather nice household goods including washers, dryers, refrigerators and stoves as well as bath towels, clothes and toys.   On the third floor is a video arcade and a movie theater in spanish and they show current shows.   I was walking an aisle looking at available products in the grocery section when I heard a couple speaking english.   I stopped and introduced myself and discovered that the guy was from Germany and his wife was from Russia but they had moved to Ecuador via Australia.   We had a nice pleasant conversation for about 10 minutes when I noticed the conversation was taking a right turn.   Soon I was wishing I had a cart full of frozen food to use as an excuse to leave as they started talking about a tenth planet called Nibiru with an orbit of moons which does an orbit around the sun once every million years.   It has such an elliptical orbit that it will soon, within one year, collide with the earth with one of its moons and create a polar shift on the earth.   I didn't finish college but I don't think it takes a physics major to figure out that when that planet, which by the way, is four times the size of earth, is on the farthest point of its extremely elliptical orbit, it will no longer be attached to the Sun's gravity and will spin out to outer space.   The person who is predicting this had the information inserted in her brain by a group called the Zetas from a planet in another galaxy and her name is Nancy Leider.   She's in wikipedia so it's okay to use her correct name.  She originally predicted all of this in 2003 and killed her three german shepherds by drowning them so they would not suffer.   This couple is sincere in their beliefs of these events and are waiting.   And waiting.   And waiting.

About two weeks after this interesting encounter I was walking with both of my dogs into the town center when I ran into this same guy's wife who was talking to a very pleasant looking blonde lady.  After introductions were made, blonde lady had a slight look of concern and told the two of us to pardon her for a moment.   She knelt down as close to eye level as she could get to Amber, my papillon, and whispered something to her.   Very little surprises me anymore so I observed with a little amusement.   When she stood, she announced that Amber was going to be okay.  An interesting statement to be sure, I asked what she meant.   She told me she could tell there was a spirit in Amber that needed to be cast out and she had taken care of it.   I HAVE BEEN ALLOWING A DOG WITH AN EVIL SPIRIT TO SLEEP IN MY BED!!!!  I am SO glad I happen to run into blonde lady.   My mind is at ease now.

Chemtrail people.   This is another conspiracy theory in which a lot of people believe.   They believe that "they" (haven't figured out who "they" are but I'm reasonably certain "they" are the bad guy) are ordering planes to fly around in the sky and squirt out poison gases to "get rid of people".   Now, "they" are somewhere on this planet as well.   How do "they" keep from being overwhelmed by these gases?  I think I have the answer.   Magic mushrooms.  I've heard that's the answer for a lot of things.

Do you really want to hear about the rapture people?  I didn't think so.  Redundant.

No discussion of the crazies in Vilcabamba would be complete without talking about Arturo.   I really don't know what is wrong with Arturo other than he is probably the only bonifide mentally ill in town.   The little guy walks from Malacotos to Vilcabamba and back every day at approximately 10 miles each way barefoot.  He lives on hand outs.   If you give him money he follows you to get more.   He has a memory for the people that are a particularly easy touch.   I nearly had to get out my credit card once to get him to leave me alone.   I probably shouldn't even bring him up since he is truly a part of the mentally ill and not really just eccentric but he is so darn good at it!  No one understands a word he says but he always understands what someone is saying to him.   It could be the gestures that go with it.  

And then there are the foodies.   I have been told to quit eating meat so I won't get bitten by mosquitoes.   A vegetarian I have met down here assures me it isn't true.   She gets bitten all the time.  I've been told not to eat fruit and I'll feel a lot better. I feel great already. I'm not sure I could stand feeling even better, thank you very much!   Ask my kids what my eating habits were before moving down here and they will tell you about all the fast food and colas.  The juice bar makes some kind of green juice and I just can't quite bring myself around to trying it.   A few days after I tell this to my neighbor, zong!!!   She shows up at my door with some kind of green juice that she thought I might like.  Everybody is enthused about new ways to eat things so I can't really be too upset about it.   I just never, ever had anyone show up at my door in Texas with a glass of green juice and tell me to try it because I might like it.  

We have conferences here about raw food, conscious convergence, and parallel universes.   I have a feeling if I'm still in Vilcabamba in a year, I'll probably be one of them.   It's never dull around here.

I leave you with one of the biggest freaks I know:


I took the picture just for you.